(LIFE OF A UNILORIN STUDENT) EPISODE 6 - The Dress Code Committee

It's very funny that before you get admission into Unilorin, you'll meet the Dress Code Committee. Dress Code exercise starts from your post-utme so those that'll be writing Unilorin's post-utme should better dress well to the exam centres.

Students of Unilorin can fear the dress code committee, well they're worth fearing sha cos if they catch you ehn, straight to SDC (Students' Disciplinary Committee) and those ones don't waist time, you're already a graduate of the school sharply.

Before we address the dress code committee, let's address how some students dress first and see if there's no need for dress code in the school especially it being a very disciplined school. The funny thing is that it's skirt that's causing trouble now. But how do girls do it that the exact shape of the two sides of the errrm, errrm, what's that word again? Lol. But the exact shape of the two sides behind come out asin exactly the way it's arranged inside is the same way it's appearing outside only that skirt is covering it and you expect dress code not to function. You want to kill somebody cos boys will just be thinking about what they cannot even touch and another funny thing is that every girl has it. If you think i'm lying, after reading this, just go outside and sight three girls and see whether two and half don't have.

One thing I love about the dress code committee is that they just show up when you don't expect, without prior notice. That's when you see girls in the cab receiving calls from their friends in school and it's always towards exam period. So you that have been escaping, better have sense and dress well or you graduate soon (Unofficial Graduation).

If dress code want to catch students, they should just go to Faculty of Social Sciences or Faculty of Arts. Social Sciences and Art girls. Lawd! Let me keep shut, the one we've said is okay. (Read Why Pretty Unilorin Girls Form here). Especially those ones at PFA, they'll be using rehearsals as excuse.

Just imagine dress code committee does night class with us. LOL! We'll be few that'll remain in school. Sme boys will be keeping hair like they're Guru Maharaji's descendants, i just don't understand why you'll keep your hair and not be able to maintain it while some boys will be dressing like sango, wearing red jean. Keep the red jean for the females faa. There are many colours of jean or *chinos* you can wear. That's why I love my department (Accounting/Finance), we're always corporate. (Don't beef please). And if you want to see different types of dressing, just go to the walkway. For the behind, go to social sciences while for the front, go to Arts. You garrit. And for the boys, stop wearing shorts to school (Monday - Friday).

Please dress well to the School Premises. Thank you.

And there'll be a break next weekend. And to those writing their tests, Goodluck Fam!

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